tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1982462977744808678.post6567429600987303025..comments2024-03-26T17:48:13.000-07:00Comments on The Clerk Manifesto: TurkensteinFeldenstein Calypsohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04896259011478481374noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1982462977744808678.post-10894844574080304782017-11-28T22:17:10.065-08:002017-11-28T22:17:10.065-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.mdnezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13610675290938374395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1982462977744808678.post-43354087311619847982017-11-27T14:35:51.340-08:002017-11-27T14:35:51.340-08:00Right, yes, this all happens pretty consistently w...Right, yes, this all happens pretty consistently with this recipe. I'm sorry it caught you off guard. Do you, er, think I should mention this part in the recipe?Feldenstein Calypsohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04896259011478481374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1982462977744808678.post-60812405484254559682017-11-27T14:23:54.788-08:002017-11-27T14:23:54.788-08:00I'm doing that!! Now she's not speaking to...I'm doing that!! Now she's not speaking to me and the neighbors are all outside with torches and pitchforks and I'm feeling like I've failed as a mother on sooo many levels. mdnezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13610675290938374395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1982462977744808678.post-82012833414846177672017-11-26T16:04:48.078-08:002017-11-26T16:04:48.078-08:00Try shouting "MOOORRE!" a lot when addin...Try shouting "MOOORRE!" a lot when adding electricity, and cackle deleriously, and every time you address Gracie rub your hands together in feverish joy.<br /><br />I think that will do it.Feldenstein Calypsohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04896259011478481374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1982462977744808678.post-92083277004656244032017-11-26T14:48:17.864-08:002017-11-26T14:48:17.864-08:00I'm now on my third Turkenstein attempt. So fa...I'm now on my third Turkenstein attempt. So far no luck with the whole reanimation schtick. (:*(<br />The problem seems to be that my daughter insists on being Igor even though she has never ever done my bidding. Also, Gracie is just too beautiful to be Igor, and she keeps eating the Turkey scraps off of the cadaver. Thoughts?mdnezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13610675290938374395noreply@blogger.com