The Clerk Manifesto

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Monday, December 9, 2013

A library mission statement

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Yesterday my wife and I were at a lecture at our local museum. It was about eccentricity in Japanese Painting. It was okay. But two things f...
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Sunday, December 8, 2013

Ideas that are horses

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Having burst into this day by drinking two large cappuccinos I have had no problem generating an excellent idea for today's blog post....
Saturday, December 7, 2013

Oh weather!

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Don't get me wrong, I am happy to stand around talking about the weather until our toes start to hurt, turn blue, and, finally, detach. ...
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Friday, December 6, 2013

Display cube madness

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I have previously spoken of the librarian who chooses display books based almost entirely on the books being hardcover and the fact that the...
Thursday, December 5, 2013

Cat jealousy

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The library cat, kafka, belongs to himself and to the Library. But I sometimes get jealous of all his other friends. Though I am perhaps mos...
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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Good art bad art

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As a person of strong opinions, aye, ferocious, sometimes terrifying opinions, I have had to step back on occasion and reflect on the idea o...
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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Fell in love with a painting

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On Friday, I fell in love with a painting. I will resist comparing it, which is one of my weaknesses, as in, it is the seventh greatest pa...
Monday, December 2, 2013

Why there are no great cat books

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In a very recent post I spoke happily of kafka, the Library cat, and how he seems to be turning out very well indeed as he grows up. But som...
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Sunday, December 1, 2013

The blogger calls on the gods

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Sometimes I am walking around with my pockets stuffed full of blog ideas. It's a little like having my pockets full of cash, a nice, rea...
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Saturday, November 30, 2013

The maturation of kafka

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As kafka the Library cat bursts quickly through his weeks of adolescence, I can only conclude he is turning out very well. He is going to be...
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Friday, November 29, 2013

The seven indicators that your phone call is never going to end

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I love working with the public. In the context of helping them as a Library employee I find them entertaining, endearing, and interesting...
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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Thanksgiving

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I am not one for much celebrating of Thanksgiving. I am happy enough and quite thankful for any day I can spend at home with my wife. This w...
Wednesday, November 27, 2013

The one thing you cannot say on the internet

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Perhaps it would be best if you think of this like a Zen Koan. In all the internet, full of its hucksters, glory hounds, relentless and ma...
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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

How to be funny in public

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Have you longed to be a comedian about town, a nut, a fool, a secret font of wisdom, hilarious? That is, do you want to be funny? I advise a...
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Monday, November 25, 2013

Calla Lillies at the Library

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When things go missing at the Library I have learned not to jump to the conclusion that they have been stolen. My pessimistic nature used to...
Sunday, November 24, 2013

What I'm up to

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If you read yesterday's post, the natural answer to today's question about what I'm up to would be "Trouble."  But, n...
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Saturday, November 23, 2013

Out of the mouths of Library Volunteers

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I like working with the Library volunteers, or, I like working around them. It's not simply the diversity of that volunteer population t...
Friday, November 22, 2013

No cat news blues

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I have been very eager to bring you the latest update on kafka, the Library cat. Unfortunately there has been nothing to report. No, serious...
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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Secret war with librarian

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I am in a long running secret war with whoever officially puts out the featured, display books at the ends of the fiction and genre fic...
Wednesday, November 20, 2013

The seven hidden reasons for visiting the front desk

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Most people come to the front desk of the Library for the usual things. They want to pay fines, get cards, request a book, find out where so...
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