The Clerk Manifesto

Everything we love is an accident that was written in the stars

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Giraffe

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When I was in Disneyworld a few years ago I narrowly passed up buying a very cute giraffe headband. It had giraffe ears and those l...
Saturday, January 7, 2017

How to write a popular blog post

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Are you tired of having only three people read the blog post you labored over for hours? Are you discouraged by the fact that havin...
Friday, January 6, 2017

The sitcom

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Many times a co-worker has mentioned what a great sitcom our library would make. Sure, fine. It depends on the writers, and the cast,...
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Thursday, January 5, 2017

Recommendations

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Somewhere a person at the library today held up a dvd and asked me "Have you seen this movie?" The movie was from about...
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Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Loving the library

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Today one of our regular patrons, spending the day as he does on one of our Internet computers, collapsed into the keyboard. Heart at...
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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Taking rejection

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January 3, 2017 Dear Publisher, I can see by your recent note in the mail that you are not interested in publishing my eight v...
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Monday, January 2, 2017

American flag

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Today at the library the American flag ripped from its flagpole and fell to the ground. Why not at the library? That seems like the ...
Sunday, January 1, 2017

Your new year's resolution

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I don't think random markers in time are good places to make decisions for change. One shouldn't resolve to improve based on...
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Saturday, December 31, 2016

Quiet night

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Every rare once in awhile we get an unbelievably quiet night like this. It's the season of course. But also we had a lot of staf...
Friday, December 30, 2016

Interpreter of emails

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Recently I was telling you about the spate of remedial emails we were getting from the management at my library. "When accepting...
Thursday, December 29, 2016

It's just one of many things I do

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A patron, or a prospective employee, comes to me at the Service Desk. They're interested in library work. "Are you a volu...
Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Staff communication

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Lately, at my library job, we have been getting a lot of informational notes. These tend to be remedial. "I shouldn't hav...
Tuesday, December 27, 2016

How we almost die

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Once, long ago, I almost died. Most of us have had our run ins with death. Life is dangerous. In this long ago time my friend Gra...
Monday, December 26, 2016

Christmas in hell

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No, the title of this post aside, I am fine with Christmas, which, due to the tape delay quality of the Internet is over for you eve...
Sunday, December 25, 2016

A Christmas post

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There is no god. What a Universe, what a place! All these atoms everywhere. Everything dying but nothing, in the whole great infini...
Saturday, December 24, 2016

Friends

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I don't know how many friends I have. I get confused on the point. I'm willing to be free with the term if someone wants it...
Friday, December 23, 2016

King of the library nine

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The "If I Were King of the Library" project was begun so many decades ago on this blog that some of you who only started f...
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Thursday, December 22, 2016

A little travel advice

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I recently went on a month long vacation to Rome. This was known to many people. I wasn't shy about mentioning it. I made a rathe...
Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Library miracle

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Perhaps our nation's faith in God has waned. Maybe the power of churches and preachers has broken under the weight of corruption...
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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

The travel teaser

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I would have thought I'd written more about the trip my wife and I recently took to Rome. We were there for a month, but the proj...
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