Dear Publisher,
It has been a long time since I wrote you.
I'm sorry, queried you.
It has been so long that your publishing company has been bought up and merged at least five times!
Thank goodness that's all over with, now that there's just the one.
And you're still there. So well done you!
Unfortunately now that you're just the one mega global epic gigantic publishing company you're probably even less interested in my sort of work.
What's my sort of work? You ask. Wow, it really has been a long time if you've forgotten that!
It is the work of dazzling genius!
Well hey, it's great to see you still get a little glimmer in your eye. That's nice. But we've been here before:
It's the work of dazzling genius that vanishingly few people ever really take to.
But thank you for your time and attention to this matter, and great catching up,
Feldenstein Calypso, author
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