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Showing posts with label series. Show all posts

Sunday, October 11, 2026

So much to discuss

 





Oh my goodness, I have so much to discuss!!!


I have some important thoughts on French food that I am sure you have all been waiting for.

I wanted to tell you about how my biggest surprise after a full year in France is... how much it's just like America.

And finally, some notes on how I missed out on the Nobel Prize for Literature by a razor thin margin, really more of a weird fluke than anything else.


Interesting, no?


But alas it will have to wait because picture two from The Genoa Series is ready!


Do I like this one?



Great question!



I can't entirely tell. I may have overcomplicated it, though it was a bit of a tricky picture to begin with, of a kind of lovely grotto feature in one of the Baroque Palaces there that I wasn't able to get very close to.



























Sunday, November 9, 2025

The hundred greatest albums of all time: Elephant

 







Welcome to my series of the hundred greatest albums of all time, with each album in the series being individually the single greatest album of all time despite the fact that there are a hundred of them (and surely far more), and despite the fact that that doesn't make any sense at all.

But it's nevertheless true!


And the greatest album of all time is Elephant, by The White Stripes!


I have not done one of these for a few years now. But The White Stripes were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and...

I WAS THERE!


What? No, not at the Hall of Fame induction. I was there during The White Stripes.


I was in a band at the time, with my dear wife, and our guitarist, who was a huge devotee of Elvis Costello, introduced us to the stripped down wonder of The White Stripes after practice one day at his house. He showed us video tapes of The White Stripes on Conan O'Brien.

Oh my.

They did a cover of "Jolene" that was electrifying, the greatest cover I'd ever heard (I mean, outside of Nirvana doing "In the Pines", but maybe let's not start this silly discussion about "the greatest" again). And soon I had all of The White Stripe's CD's just as they were peaking, and I knew them all backwards and forwards. 


And, a fourth album was soon coming out!


(Sorry about all the exclamation marks, The White Stripes are still very exciting to me.)



As a great adorer of The Beatles I have heard tales of the time of their supremacy, and of the extraordinary event that was the release of Sgt Pepper's. I heard people talk about how the album upon its release existed everywhere all at once. That briefly it was the epicenter of the universe. 

Being two years old at the time I sort of missed it.


Elephant was as close as I got.


I generally find albums years or even decades after their moment, but not Elephant. I awaited it breathlessly, and the moment I got my hands on a copy I raced it off to my basement lair (where great swaths of early clerkmanifesto was feverishly written, you should check it out! Or not.), and I put on my big headphones and sat and listened to it.

Of course you know Seven Nation Army, the last perfect rock song ever written, but my favorite song on the album was Ball and Biscuit. I can still place the ripple of thrill in hearing it for the first time. The astonishment bordering on disbelief when one encounters art of the absolute highest order. Anchored by Meg White's deep percussion, we have a heavy and rich blues song, with a hint of menace and the expectation of storm.

It takes its sweet little time about it. It is hypnotizing, rich, and deep, and very... heavy. It is a dark cloud coming up over the horizon, a pregnant wind, a strange color in the sky. You think you should go inside but you want to see what happens, and it doesn't seem dangerous yet. So you stand there in the quiet as heavy drops of water fall on your upturned face.

And then it explodes.


And then just as quickly it is simply rain again, heavy and dark, twenty degrees colder, leaving you wondering if it actually even happened. You really should go inside. You're soaking wet. You're shivering. The sky is green black. Thunder pulses as if far away, but powerful. Something terrible and awesome happened, you think, and you have to see if it is going to happen again.

And it does.

And it's even better.















Thursday, October 16, 2025

eighty-one

 






Clerkmanifesto is going context free for 100 days!

While I retire from 31 years at the Roseville Library, sell nearly everything I own, fly with my darling wife to Japan for 40 days, and then move together to France to start to build a life there, I present a less explained clerkmanifesto, a clerkmanifesto of snapshots and time travel. Below you may see old posts without introduction from my 4,750 post collection. You may see random photos, brand new or years old. I may write a passage about Japan as if of course you know I'm in Japan, I may make a simple observation or joke, but whatever it is, I won't be explaining it. You'll have to take it as it comes.

For more context you are welcome to read this longer introduction.

And if this is all too confusing I welcome you to investigate our thousands of fully explained historic posts from the past 12 years, though I'll be the first to admit, hours later, you may still come away a little confused.


Here, however it works, is what clerkmanifesto has for you today:









I'm calling it at eighty-one!



As written above eighty times previously, I wanted to pre stock clerkmanifesto so it would run normally with newish content of some kind while my lovely wife and I prepared to leave Minnesota forever, travelled for 40 days in Japan, and landed and settled a bit in our small beach apartment in France. I randomly chose 100 days for this project, but I think 81 ought to do it. If I have managed to add contemporaneous bits from our travels into these pre prepared posts, then I have also likely managed to write posts beyond this date that don't need special introduction or explanation. And if I added in nothing, I think I can probably manage to get things going again since tomorrow will have seen us in France for almost a week. 

But the truth is that any regular reader would know more than this August 28 version of me.


I'm not sure the preamble and structure I used here was entirely necessary as it was an extremely rare thing that I left an unexplained, dashed off post in here, but maybe the license of being able to do so helped me get so much done ahead of time. And I'm sure the sheer volume of what I've come up with in the last few weeks has caused some of the revision and polish to run for cover, so hopefully my system offered some explanation for that. 

But however all that went, we're going back to standard clerkmanifesto rules tomorrow, whatever they are. 


I'll see you on the other side.






Feldenstein Calypso, August 28, 2025






Wednesday, October 8, 2025

seventy-three

 






Clerkmanifesto is going context free for 100 days!

While I retire from 31 years at the Roseville Library, sell nearly everything I own, fly with my darling wife to Japan for 40 days, and then move together to France to start to build a life there, I present a less explained clerkmanifesto, a clerkmanifesto of snapshots and time travel. Below you may see old posts without introduction from my 4,750 post collection. You may see random photos, brand new or years old. I may write a passage about Japan as if of course you know I'm in Japan, I may make a simple observation or joke, but whatever it is, I won't be explaining it. You'll have to take it as it comes.

For more context you are welcome to read this longer introduction.

And if this is all too confusing I welcome you to investigate our thousands of fully explained historic posts from the past 12 years, though I'll be the first to admit, hours later, you may still come away a little confused.


Here, however it works, is what clerkmanifesto has for you today:






I have decided to run an old essay series of mine that long ago did much to inspire clerkmanifesto. It is called "The Secret Secrets of Writing". We have over the course of these eleven days now shown, with this below, the entire series, which comes out to a complete course in writing. Although it may only turn out to be a course in writing for a very particular kind of writer.

Me, probably, as it spurred me on to writing 5,000 or so more essays all a bit like these. 

But if you are interested in launching your own writing career, its advice is unlikely to do much damage to you.



If in my travels I am able to throw anything current onto clerkmanifesto it will be down below today's passage. Supposedly I am in Tokyo now and the Japan trip is nearly finished, a mind boggling thought to someone standing typing at my kitchen counter while we say goodbye to our couch, which we loved. Anyway...


This is the eleventh of eleven secrets:








11. Write what you love.




Okay. Do I start now?

Traditionally this one has been “Write what you know.” And though it might behoove me to get all humble and dissembling and say I don’t know much, I actually know gobs of stuff. Most of it is not going to cut it on the written page. Somewhere along these lines Henry David Thoreau said  “How vain it is to sit down and write when you have not stood up to live.” which greatly impressed me as a young man and freed me up to watch a lot of television. I have followed in the great Thoreau’s footsteps not so much in defiantly standing up to live, but in occasionally saying pithy things that diss others and elevate myself. See, I just did it now to poor Henry David Thoreau? Unfortunately I have learned that this isn’t a terrific life strategy, and when I say “Isn’t terrific” I mean it’s the soul’s equivalent of cigarette smoking: it’s addictive, can look stylish and sophisticated and produces malignant interior cancers with magnificent facility. You’d think it would also make people like you less, but it doesn’t, so much, unless a little like with the cancer, tending to appear as you get older.

What does all this have to do with writing what I love? Wow, nothing, really, except, I’m thinking, if I’m not tearing too much down there’s enough that I love that generally it just shows up when I write. Writing sort of makes a space for it. What I start out writing hardly comes into it. And the same with what I know and with what I’ve lived. It all just shows up. Writing is a party! It’s a feast! It’s a tiger pit trap. Wait, where did that come from, but, yes! Writing is exactly like a bunch of pretty leaves scattered on a sunlit forest path, all in the most natural, random way possible, and you innocently step there and, wham!, right through the ground into the deep tiger pit trap you go. That’s exactly what writing is like, but a little more in a good way, but only a little. Which explains why I am out here roaming these woods, looking for tigers and carrying my shovel and my ladder. And my ladder has eleven steps, and they are the secret secrets of the secrets of writing. Come on up.






On sub level 3B, Clerk Manifesto is reporting now live from Tokyo. While I have plenty to say about Tokyo, that may have to wait for another day. For today, we will suffice with a selection of photographs in a new style that I have been working on the whole time I have been here in Tokyo with my darling wife.


It is perhaps a way to express yet again the density of Tokyo and sometimes its strangeness. All of the pictures I am showing you today have an eye toward that, especially in the sense that, and this is the wildest thing to me, they are all taken within probably a kilometer of each other. Everything you see in these pictures today is just a short walk from anything else you see in these pictures today. 

Oh, also it should probably be noted that while there is all kinds of lighting and coloring hijinks going on here the subject of these photos are basically unaltered.
































































































































































Sunday, October 5, 2025

seventy

 






Clerkmanifesto is going context free for 100 days!

While I retire from 31 years at the Roseville Library, sell nearly everything I own, fly with my darling wife to Japan for 40 days, and then move together to France to start to build a life there, I present a less explained clerkmanifesto, a clerkmanifesto of snapshots and time travel. Below you may see old posts without introduction from my 4,750 post collection. You may see random photos, brand new or years old. I may write a passage about Japan as if of course you know I'm in Japan, I may make a simple observation or joke, but whatever it is, I won't be explaining it. You'll have to take it as it comes.

For more context you are welcome to read this longer introduction.

And if this is all too confusing I welcome you to investigate our thousands of fully explained historic posts from the past 12 years, though I'll be the first to admit, hours later, you may still come away a little confused.


Here, however it works, is what clerkmanifesto has for you today:







I have decided to run an old essay series of mine that long ago did much to inspire clerkmanifesto. It is called "The Secret Secrets of Writing". If in my travels I am able to throw anything current onto clerkmanifesto it will be down below today's passage.


This is the eighth one of eleven secrets:



















8. The great artists break all the rules, but you must master the rules before you can break them.

You came here for the secrets of writing, not necessarily for anything concerning the rules of writing. That is why I think this is a good time to mention my 14 volume set: The 19,765 Rules For Writing, 3rd Edition which is now also available as an ebook and as a searchable app, which, for those of you used to buying very reasonably priced, often free, apps, will seem amazingly expensive. It also doesn’t work very well and is complicated to install on most devices. But it does have a social connectivity element and most writers you meet at this point will pull out their phone or ipad and say “I have this ‘Rules For Writing’ app that’s actually sort of helpful when it works” in a way that will make you feel like you’d better get it too. So you will, only remembering this paragraph when you fail to get it to work properly, find that it doesn’t work properly, and then finally realize that this is, unbelievably, how it actually does work. But we are not here to discuss technology, we are here to discuss writing!

The fact that there are 19,765 rules of writing that you must master must sound a bit intimidating. Fortunately dozens of these are well known to you already, like “Capitalize the first word of each sentence” or “Do not give two characters in the same story the same name” or “Get a cat.” After these there is a slightly more challenging chunk of rules that you may or may not know, but once you read them through a few dozen times they will seem self evident, like “A prepositional phrase should never modify or refer to a noun that is being acted upon by 2 adverbs, 2 adjectives or 2 verbs unless contained in a subjective clause or in direct service of a traditional Mystery or Romance Genre plot (known as “The Rule of Two”)” Sadly when you get to the hard rules, like the rule where you have to learn Ancient Acadian, you may become distraught. You might decide to see if there isn’t maybe an abridged rules of writing that perhaps you could use instead. Happily there are tons of these. Few writers in history have been able to resist laying down all kinds of helpful rules for writing. You could probably pick your favorite writer ever, put in a little search for their rules of writing, and you’ll be all set with a compact, concise and very well written list of rules for writing. The only downside to this is that it will teach you to write exactly like that writer, except not nearly as good.

My suggestion then, if you refuse to Learn Ancient Acadian, which you really should learn because your cat will love it when you talk to him in Ancient Acadian, is to go ahead and break all the rules, willy nilly. Go for broke and figure that people’s terrible reasoning powers will kick in to your benefit. “Gosh,” Your legions of readers and critics will say “To break this many rules this author must have mastered the hell out of them!”













Once again reporting from something remotely like the present, in Kyoto. By the time this actually posts I suppose I will be in Tokyo, but here we are for our last few days still in Kyoto.


I seem to have struck a vein that satisfies me immensely in creating travel posters. I will not really go into why so many of them involve department stores, but I suppose they could branch out into other things. For today though, here is a selection celebrating the rooftop of the Daimaru department store in central Kyoto, which is truly a world unto itself.


This only scratches the surface, but I will leave it tantalizingly at that. Here are a few pictures, and I will send you on your way.
















































































































































Sunday, June 8, 2025

Remasters: Saint Minneapolis

 






We are getting towards the end of our remaster project, where I have been upgrading, slightly reimagining old photographs featured here on clerkmanifesto before. Today's subject is Saint Minneapolis and it mostly comes down to skyline pictures. It's a lovely skyline, depending on the light. And the fog. And the season.


I have also added a few other pictures from my Venicification of Saint Minneapolis series. These ones all started as pictures of my city neighborhood and seem fair game for this category as well. 


I think I also have one cat shrine in here for good measure.