Lost password

Welcome to the clerkmanifesto password reclamation site. You are here because you have lost or forgotten your clerkmanifesto password.

Don't worry!

I have studied all the great password recovery sites, like the one in the County I work for, and I am committed to making this process as easy and simple as the ones I've encountered.

First you will simply need to answer a couple of questions that you prepared earlier, probably about eight years ago, and so obviously know the answers to.

1. What city were you born in?





That is correct.


2. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?







 
Thank you for your response. Please count the number of "a"s in the passage below:


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I'm sorry. You were off by one "a".


Also you were wrong about your favorite flavor of ice cream. Try that one again.





Good!



What is your Great Grandfather's Middle Name?






No, we don't know either. As an alternate, solve Golbach's conjecture in the space below:











Good! We're almost there!





To prove you are human please watch Battleship Potemkin (convenient link here) and write down the total number of jump cuts in the film:







Yes, good. I mean really good. Did you major in film when you were in college? (Idle question. Does not require an answer to proceed in the Password Reclamation Process).


But unfortunately you used the wrong font when you entered the city you were born in, above, in question one. Please enter the city you were born in with the correct font in the space below:





Thank you. We are now ready to reset your password!



To change your password simply enter your user name and password in the space below:



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I'm sorry, you have now been locked out of your account.  

Wait two hours and try again. If you don't know your password please go to the clerkmanifesto password reclamation recovery site. You will need your password. For all other support please contact us, at a phone number that will be listed nowhere in the known universe, between the hours of 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. Monday through Saturday.




Thank you.