Friday, September 13, 2019
An inappropriate joke I can't remember already
Yes, this isn't that funny. And, as a person occasionally dealing with issues like what's featured below, I only wish it went as simply as this:
A woman calls me at the library.
"I have some books I need to renew." She tells me.
I get into her library card account with her card number. "What would you like to renew?" I ask.
"Dignifying Dementia, Inside Alzheimer's, and Memory's Last Breath."
"Hmm." I respond, my fingers dancing amongst my keyboard, "Unfortunately it looks like I can't renew these. They've already been renewed."
"Oh, when was that?" She asked.
"When you called five minutes ago."