I believe that since works of fiction are read by real people, my non fiction writing should have a large number of fictional readers.
I used to believe it should have a lot of real readers, but that didn't work out.
And so here I am with my giant, wonderful community of fictional clerkmanifesto fans! I try to pick ten random letters from them every day to respond to personally. I try to assure each of them that I'm just a regular person deep down. But I still don't know what to do with all these readers' Patreon money. Currently I just have it piling up in various savings and brokerage accounts. I guess eventually, at the current rate, these accounts will become so large I will be able to take over the world with it all!
At which point American urban zoning laws will change, let me tell you!
All shall love me and despair.
But you are probably wondering: "Hey, I'm pretty sure I'm a real person. How then am I reading this clerkmanifesto blog post?"
Oh, this one is more... fictional.