Saturday, July 4, 2015
A longer post as measured in space
Dear Internet,
The r-
I'm sorry, I've lost your attention again, haven't I? I didn't even make it to the second word.
Ah, right, yes, I have to place an offering at your altar. I forgot.
Fame? No, I don't have any fame.
Cute cat? My friend Grape got a cute cat! No, I don't have any footage. Drat.
Originality? Yes! I am totally original! This is perfect for-
Oh? Not that kind of originality? Shoot!
Fancy social media skills?
Er, I really mean no offense, but would we be having this discussion if I had fancy social m-
Hello?
Hello?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Wow, this place is huge! Listen to that echo.
Echo.
Echo.
INTERNET!
Internet.
Internet.
Internet.
Internet.
Internet.
Internet.
ECHO!
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Echo.
Wow!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
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