There will be all too few stories like this to tell you soon enough. So I had better get them in while they're still happening.
A young man came to the front desk of the library to pick up a DVD double feature of George C. Scott movies. We had to get them on Interlibrary Loan because we don't have as many old George C. Scott movies as we used to. I think this one had "The Hospital" which was pretty a big film, and then there was another movie rather more forgotten in time.
I considered the cover of the dvd for a moment as I checked the item out to the young person. He was maybe 20 years old. "I considered doing an impression of George C. Scott for you just now." I told him. "Only, two things prevented me."
"Yeah?" Said the guy with tepid interest.
"One. I wasn't sure you would know George C. Scott before watching the movies. And two, I can't do an impression of George C. Scott."