Monday, November 16, 2015
Post number 1013
It's hard to believe we have already reached the anniversary milestone of our 1013th post here on clerkmanifesto. Why, it seems like less than two weeks ago that we reached our 1000th post. That was a party! And here we are already at 1013! Wow.
Many of you wonder why 1013 is such a significant number. I was wondering that too, but a simple Google search of 1013 quickly brought up, um, actually, nothing of note or interest.
I know what you are thinking. "It had to happen. More than a thousand posts of breathtaking scope, range, and artistry. He had to finally run out of things to say."
THAT'S NOT TRUE! I HAVE TONS OF THINGS TO SAY!
I have millions of things to say. I will never run out of things to say. I have great, bountiful, endless things to say.
For instance did anyone ever tell you about the time Sweyn was proclaimed the King of all England? It was back in 1013. A very special time and a very special year. One we like to remember around here. Usually with a big party, with delicious cheeses, and champagne, but only if the special numbers line up, and no one says anything about running out of things to say.