Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Candidate Interview: pro life choice

The third in our Presidential Candidate interviews:

MSM:  As a Presidential Candidate you are generally expected to weigh in on the abortion issue whether you will be able to do anything about it or not. What is your opinion on the legal status of abortion?

F. Calypso:  Once upon a time there were some old, beautiful trees that were going to be cut down to make way for a building.  So a group of people climbed into the trees and lived there to try and protect them. Then other people started wearing shirts that read "Against hippies in trees".  And I thought I would really like a shirt that said "Against people who are against hippies in trees".

MSM:  I'm not sure I understand.

F. Calypso:  I am passionately, unequivocally, fanatically against people who are pro life.

MSM:  And why is that?

F. Calypso:  Not a single one of them is telling the truth.

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