Monday, January 22, 2018
Kind of day I'm having
At my job we have a kitchen, with a stove and everything.
I cook in it.
One of my co-workers complained to one of my managers about the smell from the cooking in the kitchen.
The manager asked Dan "Who cooked in the kitchen?"
I quite obviously cook in the kitchen all the time. Dan doesn't except to warm things in the microwave. So my manager asked Dan.
She named two names.
Dan refused to answer. Then he came to me to tell me how he didn't tell on me.
This is like Dan.
"Thanks for your protection Dan, but I'm pretty sure I'm allowed to cook in the kitchen."
I went to the manager.
"I cooked in the kitchen." I said.
"Should I put a sign on the door that says please close the door when cooking?"
"The door was closed, but I don't think it makes any difference either way. It's a kitchen. It gets cooked in."
"I know." My manager said. "I was amazed. I had no idea what to say."
"You could have said 'It's a kitchen. It gets cooked in.'"
"Mmm." My manager replied noncommittally. "I could have."
I cooked broccoli. We have no ventilation.
I have to admit it doesn't smell great in here.
I think I might like to try fish.