Wednesday, January 17, 2018
More disdain for the non readers among you
Dear Lapsed Subscriber:
Remember when you used to read clerkmanifesto? Each day, or maybe every few days, with them gathered in a little group, you would carefully work your way through one of my sweet and salty missives. Then, done, you would go on with your day, ever so slightly altered. Do you remember that?
"Hey," you reply. "But I'm right here, now, reading through your post as we speak."
Ah yes, I know. I see that. I was just writing to the lapsed subscribers.
"Well, if they're lapsed, how would they see what you have to say to them?"
Oh, I wasn't really hoping to reach them. I was just thinking I could make them look bad.
"I see now. But of course nothing could bring more shame onto them than they have already piled upon themselves!"
With no regards whatsoever (to the lapsed subscribers),