Tuesday, May 22, 2018
Good times just around the corner
In order to prepare for a two week trip with my lovely wife to Rome it is necessary for me to write 20 blog posts ahead of time. I don't have a lot of time to do this. I'm not sure I actually have any time to do this. But I have made a sacred charter, somewhere, I think, that says I must post a new blog post everyday. So I wanted to put a stickied explanation of the desperation of my plight at the top of each of my next twenty blog posts.
I am hoping this will explain why my comments might be (checked (X) as appropriate):
__ First drafts
xx Math errors
__ Borderline plagiarized from someone else
__ Borderline plagiarized from myself
__ Petty about the Internet
__ Pandering to the reader
__ Technically illegal in the country of Turkey
__ Ending abruptly
xx A surfeit of self-aggrandizement
__ Too frank by half
__ Pretty much just the lyrics of some song I like
xx Actually a lot like any of my regular blog posts
This particular post is:
02 of 20
End of Stickied Introduction
Wait. It says that this particular post is 02 of 20. That can't be right. I am leaving in less than two days. Shouldn't I be panicking?
I'm not panicking.
I must have a lot of really good ideas for tons of really clever little posts.
I kind of envy how entertained you're going to be.
Although when I do actually remember all these super clever little posts I might find it kind of entertaining as well.
"Ha ha ha! Feldo." I'll think to myself. "That's another good one!"
I will laugh.
I can hardly wait.
Because I am starting to freak out a little.