Saturday, July 21, 2018

Internet advice

As you know I post a new little essay here on this blog every single morning at 8:30 without fail. I have done so for over five years. This, this faultless consistency is the secret of building up my readership to an astonishing eleven readers, possibly even fourteen readers. I'm not sure exactly. I get confused with blog statistics once the numbers soar into the outlandish double digits. But prospective bloggers take note, whether you are tired, without hope, out of ideas, or sick as a dog, you've got to get out there day after day and

What's that?

There are no perspective bloggers here today?

You mean to tell me that out of as many as 14 readers (well, 12 if we don't count either myself or myself using a pseudonym) not a single one of them is a prospective blogger?

Well that's a relief. I am sick of all my good ideas being stolen.

I mean theoretically stolen. It hasn't happened yet, but it could happen any day now.

Which is why I keep all my good ideas to myself. And so does everyone else on the Internet.

I'd advise you to do the same.

Don't tell anyone I told you.

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If you were wondering, yes, you should comment. Not only does it remind me that I must write in intelligible English because someone is actually reading what I write, but it is also a pleasure for me since I am interested in anything you have to say.

I respond to pretty much every comment. It's like a free personalized blog post!

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