Everything we love is an accident that was written in the stars.
Sunday, August 19, 2018
A very short joke I never made
I was at the front desk of my library when a rather large woman approached. She was wearing an even larger white t-shirt. On the t-shirt were two enormous, blue, small case letters: "h" and "i". Each of them were probably two feet tall.
As I endeavored to think of something amusing to say to her she said: