Saturday, March 16, 2019

A pastiche

Dear Publisher:

Please consider my collection of essays for puntication. I know we tried this a few dozen times now, but you hold them and I'll run up and kick them. I am going to kick them so far!

Also, I believe you are using my tail for a doorbell pull at your front entrance. It's not a very good tail, I guess, but it's mine.

Thank you for your consideration on these matters,

F. Calypso

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