Friday, March 29, 2019
The voice of God is too mighty to hear
As I journey through life there are things I want to say. I have many important ideas that would improve the world if only God would come back from his vacation in Barbados.
God came back from his vacation in Barbados?
Has he been in his office this whole time?
I didn't even notice.
"Can I talk to you for a bit about hierarchical systems?"
"Uh, well, yes, sure. I'd love to see your pictures."
"So, if you can't find them on your phone, um, I could..."
"Is that the the hotel behind you?
"Right on the beach you say? Oh, is that a glint of water I can see there?"
"I sure hope you bought that hat!"
"42 dollars! No, that's ridiculous!"
"Well look at you!"
"Ha ha ha."
"Are there any pictures that aren't just closeups of you?"
"No, that is a lot of money for a selfie stick."
"Why is this one so dark?"
"I had no idea there were caves in Barbados!"
"You can really see how you're getting sun as these go on!"
"Those were very... nice."
"You brought me something? You really didn't have to."
"It's... free will."
"Um, thanks. I'll put it with all my others."