Friday, March 29, 2019

The voice of God is too mighty to hear

As I journey through life there are things I want to say. I have many important ideas that would improve the world if only God would come back from his vacation in Barbados.

God came back from his vacation in Barbados?


Has he been in his office this whole time? 

I didn't even notice.

*knock knock*

"Can I talk to you for a bit about hierarchical systems?"

"Uh, well, yes, sure. I'd love to see your pictures."


"So, if you can't find them on your phone, um, I could..."


"Is that the the hotel behind you? 

"Right on the beach you say? Oh, is that a glint of water I can see there?"

"I sure hope you bought that hat!"

"42 dollars! No, that's ridiculous!"

"Well look at you!"

"Ha ha ha."

"Are there any pictures that aren't just closeups of you?"

"No, that is a lot of money for a selfie stick."

"Why is this one so dark?"

"I had no idea there were caves in Barbados!"

"You can really see how you're getting sun as these go on!"


"Those were very... nice."

"You brought me something? You really didn't have to."

"It's... free will."

"Um, thanks. I'll put it with all my others."

No comments:

Post a Comment

If you were wondering, yes, you should comment. Not only does it remind me that I must write in intelligible English because someone is actually reading what I write, but it is also a pleasure for me since I am interested in anything you have to say.

I respond to pretty much every comment. It's like a free personalized blog post!

One last detail: If you are commenting on a post more than two weeks old I have to go in and approve it. It's sort of a spam protection device. Also, rarely, a comment will go to spam on its own. Give either of those a day or two and your comment will show up on the blog.