Friday, August 2, 2019
In the forest of threes part one
Some lady at the bar I work at was complaining about the bad things that had happened to her that day and how the third one was surely coming, and as a bartender I
I'm not a bartender.
I work at a library, and it's completely different! For instance I don't give people drinks. I give them books and movies. And that's just one difference. There are others too!
But I don't want to wear you out by going on and on and on and on about all the differences. So I'll just fix my slight slip of the tongue and carry on:
Some lady at the library I work at was complaining about the bad things that had happened to her that day and how the third one was surely coming, and as a (job title to be determined pending the results of a massive expensive outsourced county research project) I listened compassionately and said "Wait, I thought it was death that came in threes, and bad things just happened like... clockwork."
But I was wrong.
Everything comes in threes.
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Fantasy book series:
Name of the Wind
The Wise Man's Fear
Types of snowfall:
And because this is so obviously true I could go on forever! Theoretically. But I can't.
I must leave you here.
I have to get to work on part two.