Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Dear Publisher, a complicated assessment

Dear Publisher:

Please consider my manuscript for publication. To be honest this long collection of short essays is not notably great, and I am a good but certainly not amazing writer. Nevertheless I have been asked by myself to send them for your consideration because I think they are works of breathtaking genius!

No, I'm not crazy.

I don't have a split personality, I mean, not in particular.

I'm just a regular person. 

Isn't everyone like this?

Yours (twice, possibly even three times),

F. Calypso

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