Tuesday, December 17, 2019
Dear Publisher, a complicated assessment
Please consider my manuscript for publication. To be honest this long collection of short essays is not notably great, and I am a good but certainly not amazing writer. Nevertheless I have been asked by myself to send them for your consideration because I think they are works of breathtaking genius!
No, I'm not crazy.
I don't have a split personality, I mean, not in particular.
I'm just a regular person.
Isn't everyone like this?
Yours (twice, possibly even three times),