Monday, January 6, 2020

Expanding on a theme

Yesterday I touched briefly, almost in passing, on some solutions to the current WWIII precipitating crisis involving the U.S. assassination of an Iranian General. He was something of the number two guy in Iran, and much of that country is on the streets crying out for revenge.

I'm not taking sides.

I just want a peaceful resolution to this dangerous situation.

And in that neutral spirit I propose that America hands over to Iran their Vice President, Mike Pence.

Yes, yes, Iran would probably want to blow Pence up or something, but that's up to them. And the U.S. will invariably want revenge for this, but at that point Iran could just hand over in kind their new number two guy. Surely they'd have one.

Presumably at some point the two sides will tire of killing all those endless number twos, at which point they can maybe start storing them in warehouses.

Eventually they could start renting them out as doormen.

I don't know, I don't have all the answers.

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