Sunday, January 26, 2020
So you want to read a blog!
So you were thinking "Hey, I'm on the Internet all the time looking for socks and doing my job and stuff, maybe I should have something regular to read for my entertainment and edification. Maybe I should read a blog!"
Welcome to 2008!
It's a wonderful, optimistic sort of year. There are tons of blogs! There are blogs to suit every possible interes...
Ooops. They're gone. Everyone lost interest. They are all gone.
Also, come to think of it, the planet is boiling, and the year is 2020 anyway. But those seven weeks back in 2008, the blog era, were wonderful. I get misty eyed thinking of it.
But don't despair! You can still read a blog. There is still, believe it or not, one left.
"One left!" You cry. "But it's hopeless. I'm already 12 years out of date on the Internet. How can I ever find the one, tiny blog left on the whole of the huge, sprawling, giant, impossible Internet?"
Hmmm. Good point.