Monday, April 27, 2020

More tales from the fall of books

Dear Publisher,

Thank you so much for your suggestion that I might like to take the series of 2,500 short essays I sent you for your consideration and instead put them on the Internet. It was very thoughtful of you.

Unfortunately I have already done this.

They didn't like them.

The Internet doesn't seem to be particularly keen on complexity... or, um, me.

That's why I thought I'd try pursuing an audience with a higher tolerance for complexity, like cats, or 4-year-olds, or book readers.

You don't happen to know any book readers, do you?

Yeah, I work at a library. 

Me either.


Feldenstein Calypso

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