I bet you're wondering why there is no blog post today.
Oh this ol' thing?
I guess it's a blog post. I suppose it depends on your definition of what, exactly, a blog post is.
Yes, "A post, on a blog" is actually a really good definition.
Do you mind if I use that?
No, I know I just did. I mean, I would have removed it if you said no.
So thank you!
How would I have removed that?
Actually I'm pretty good at time travel. Say something you'd like me not to use.
Oh, that's complicated.
No, I can do it. I'll just start it at:
"I bet you're wondering why there is no blog post today."
No, I know it's not as good as before.