We in this space have not been above poking a little lighthearted fun at our political opponents.
They're just so funny!
But today we will set that aside in order to urge you to vote.
Regardless of your choice, vote!
No matter what it takes, vote!
It is up to you who to vote for, just choose one! It's American!
If you're not an American, oooh, look at me with my fancy international readership! But will you just please bear with the rest of us, we're trying to democracy.
So everyone else here, not international, go ahead and vote!
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote!
I meant that repetition for emphasis. You can only vote the one time per person per election.
Still, if you like voting, you are going to have so much fun!
And if you don't like voting and never want to vote again? Cool.
There's even a major candidate for that this year.