The Clerk Manifesto: The endlessly inspired joke

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

The endlessly inspired joke

I read a joke today that inspired me to write one of my own based on its theme. To give my own joke whatever advantage I can give it we'll start with it first:

Two mirrors are having a difficult conversation. One of the mirrors looks down and mumbles something. The other mirror says,

"Hey, Look me in the eye."

Okay, so here's the joke that made me think of the above one. It's more sophisticated and I sort of ruined it for you by telling my joke first, but I still like it:

M. C. Escher walks into a bar. The bartender says, Escher, I've got a joke for you. Okay, lay it on me. So the bartender says, M. C. Escher walks into a bar. The bartender says, Escher, I've got a joke for you. Okay, lay it one me. So the bartender says, M. C. Escher walks into a bar. The bartender says, Escher, I've got a joke for you. Okay, lay it one me. M. C. Escher walks into a bar. The bartender says, Escher, I've got a joke for you. Okay, lay it on me. So the bartender says, M. C. Escher walks into a bar. The bartender says, Escher, I've got a joke for you. Okay, lay it one me. So the bartender says, M. C. Escher walks into a bar. The bartender says, Escher, I've got a joke for you. Okay, lay it one me.

And those are all my jokes for today.

I mean, I can't go on forever.

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