I like to put it this way:
75 percent of all days I go to see my dentist.
Three out of four dentists recommend!
No, I kid, I don't think my dentist recommends going to see him 75% of the time.
My dentist is very nice, and for various reasons has slotted me in on an "in five minutes" basis quite a bit lately.
I have learned a lot about my dentist because we go to visit him, like, all the time lately.
Well, not all the time, just 75% of the time.
"Whoa!" You may ask. "What is going on with your teeth?"
First of all, it's really just one tooth.
Second of all, it's not that interesting.
Not that I usually allow that to stop me around here.
So I'll tell you this:
Sitting quietly, enjoying my foodless lunch break at my job at the library, quietly running my tongue over the temporary crown on one of my upper right teeth, if I close my eyes I see...
the ceiling of my dentist's office.