I might have left you hanging the other day when I suggested there was a newsworthy event at my library. And it wasn't the story about people who stole three, unsecured public computers.
It was something HUGE.
At least that's what I suggested.
But then I had to complain about novelty drinks at an amusement park I've never been to because of...
So how about this:
The excitement at my library was that
THERE WAS A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON IN THE KIDS' ROOM!
Which was fine.
And not a problem at all.
Until the elephants saw the mouse!
Which was bad enough. But the crashing and trumpeting upset the dragon.
And his mum!
I didn't get any pictures of any of that.
Honestly, I'm just lucky to be alive!