I was in the craft stores this weekend. And while I was hoping for some charming and cheesy Halloween tableaus, capitalism is so hungry it has already moved on, in its ceaseless desperation, to Christmas. Is no one inclined to buy Halloween things five days before the holiday?
Has capitalism grown so mad with hunger that it can't think straight?
Capitalism has grown so mad with hunger it can't think straight!
You heard it here first, if you never read Marx!
Or anyone else who read Marx.
Which is fine. You're busy. And I respect that.
And look, I'm not going to change the world here. All I can do is put fox and skunk into it. That is my correction. Beyond that, it is all out of my hands.
And so I present a few pictures of fox and skunk, as they explore the first tableaus of super fake Christmas: