Saturday, September 14, 2013

Clerks, Beatles, beetles


Just the other day I was comparing clerks to beatles. I have always fancied myself to be most like John, but with some of Paul's boyish charm, and George's spirituality. Also with some of Ringo's drumming ability.


Oh, right, I was comparing clerks to beetles. The little bugs! Ha ha ha. 

I've always fancied myself to be a lot like Trigonopterus Viridescens, but with the sparkiness of a Big Dipper Firefly, and the industriousness of a Hercules Beetle.

Weirdly that's about all I have to say today. I had a whole bunch more on little yellow notes I carry around in my pocket. It really dug deep on how clerks are just like Beetles in many ways. I absentmindedly chewed all my notes up. I can't imagine why I would chew these notes up. That kind of behavior would be more normal for a Carpet Beetle, or a Cigarette Beetle, not a clerk. 

Well, I guess this kind of proves my point.

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