Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Good morning, Internet!

Good morning Internet! What have you been up to while I've been away?

Oh, my, that's terribly interesting!

Ha ha ha, hilarious!

Awww! That is adorable.

Really? I'm outraged!

Huh, I didn't know that. That could be useful.

Whoa, cool!


So, then, is that it?

No, these are very good, just...

Well, where's, like, the art?

No, not that kind, although, how do they do that? That's amazing!

Where's the ART?

You know, the things that brook no introduction, cannot be teased or summed up, but sneak up on you and suddenly suck all the air out of your lungs. The things that make you have to wander away from your screen, deep in thought and feeling, stumbling out, dazzled, into the night. Where are the things that can change you into yourself?

Ah, you understand.

You have it here somewhere?

No, that's a kitten.

Er, political expose.

Are you sure you understand what I...

I'm pretty sure that's a product review.

Yes. No, I trust you.

That's accidental footage of people having an accident.

Yes, I can wait.

Guitar solo by gifted 8 year old.

Perspective illusion.

That's another kitten.

No, I'm sure you can find it.

Yes, I can wait.


Hello. Hello?

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