Thursday, July 16, 2015
Ring ring
HI. IT'S ME.
YES, I AM ON MY PHONE. I AM TALKING TO YOU WHILE I BLOG. I AM BLOGGING BUT I'M ON MY PHONE, TALKING TO YOU. I'M GOING TO GO OUTSIDE TOO. I AM ON MY PHONE, BLOGGING, GOING OUTSIDE. CAN YOU HEAR ME OKAY? MY PHONE HAS GREAT RECEPTION AS LONG AS WE SCREAM AT EACH OTHER.
WHAT?
YES, I AM HERE, BLOGGING, OUTSIDE, ON MY PHONE. IT IS SUNNY HERE. I HAVE TO DRIVE TO THE STORE. BUT DON'T WORRY. I WON'T HANG UP. I'M WALKING TO MY CAR. I WILL DRIVE WHILE YELLING AND BLOGGING.
I AM DRIVING. I AM DRIVING AND BLOGGING AND TALKING ON MY PHONE. I AM GOING TO THE STORE. DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
I'M SORRY. I MISSED THAT BECAUSE I CRASHED INTO A TRUCK. I AM BLEEDING AND BLOGGING AND TALKING ON THE PHONE.
NO, I'M OKAY. THERE IS AN AMBULANCE HERE. HOLD ON A SECOND. THEY ASKED ME A QUESTION. I AM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL WHILE BLOGGING AND TALKING TO YOU ON MY PHONE. THEY SAY I LOST MY LEG. I LOST MY LEG WHILE BLOGGING AND TALKING ON THE PHONE.
OH. I HAVE TO GO. THEY ARE SEDATING ME. BUT I WON'T HANG UP. I WILL REST THE PHONE HERE BY MY HEAD. I WILL TALK TO YOU WHILE I AM BLOGGING AND THEY ARE SEDATING ME. I AM GETTING AN INJECTION. I AM ON THE PHONE GETTING AN INJECTION AND BLOGGING. THEY ARE PUTTING AN OXYGEN MASK MMPHH
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