Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Customer Appreciation Week: Day Four
It is hard to believe we have already passed the halfway point of The Clerkmanifesto Customer Appreciation Week. Today is day four. We so hope you are feeling appreciated, but if not, there are still, fortunately, three days to go. But I will venture to say that our generous daily gifts, the ones we have been sending out for each and every day of the Customer Appreciation Week, have probably been pretty exciting for you.
I myself have been on the receiving end of Customer Appreciation Week celebrations, and I know just how disappointing they can be. They have turned out time and again to be mere marketing ploys. So I can only imagine and dream what it might feel like to have a product I regularly consume, like you do clerkmanifesto, suddenly start sending me a lavish, no strings attached present every day for a week!
So far, for gifts, we have sent out:
1. A kitten!
That doesn't seem right. There should be four items on the list.
Oh! I remember. Day one was that little mix up where we sent a year of free subscriptions to clerkmanifesto, except the subscription to clerkmanifesto was already free, so we couldn't count that one. Then, to make up for it we sent you your kitten on day two. Then on day three, we, oh, crap, we forgot a gift for day three!
Well, that doesn't mean we don't appreciate you, because we do! Just look into the eyes of that new little kitten of yours.
So yes, there have been a few glitches with our generous daily gift process, but I promise you that you are going to be blown away by our remaining gifts. They are amazing. And I also want to assure you that the oversight on day three, wherein we slipped up and simply forgot to send a gift of any kind, was an absolute freakish fluke. I assure you that there is no way that could happen again. We now have unshakable fail safes in place and you can relax knowing that fantastic gifts will be coming your way every single day of the full duration of The Clerkmanifesto Customer Appreciation Week.
This is our pledge to you!
Thank you so much for your patronage. We appreciate you more than you can even imagine!