There comes a time in every blogger's life where, under the imperative of writing a daily post, they must sit down to write not knowing what they're going to say. There is a time in every writer's life where they have no plan.
This is my 473rd time for that personally.
So you are in experienced hands.
But what if you want to know how it all works? What if you are, perhaps, a blogger yourself? Or maybe you dabble in one of the lesser writing forms? What if you saw the title of this post (which I am going to make up just now): "100 Things to Do If You Don't Know What to Write" and you want to learn the techniques I am employing to dazzling effect at this very moment?
Well, worry not. I present to you:
100 Things to Do If You Don't Know What to Write
1. Go big.
Promise the stars. It gives you something to shoot for. You can always, on the off chance it becomes necessary, adjust things in the accounting later.
93. Just start writing.
It's not like we don't speak until we have something to say. We almost all have nothing to say. We merely say it and then pretend like we meant to do that all along.
94. Take inspiration from your immediate surroundings.
Like there's a computer in front of me with a half written "humor" piece called "100 Things to Do If You Don't Know What to Write". So I'm writing about that.
95. Never give up on y
96. Don't be afraid to rethink things.
Trust your first instincts and stick with them.
97. Whoa, I am getting so dizzy.
But this brings up an essential point; the reason we write is to create a tiny Universe in which we are gods. Try to have fun with it. Like the work of all gods it's all going to contradict and end in disaster anyway.
98. Random anything just words cheese Thursday keep going blue light horizon.
There is nearly always time to clarify and refine in the editing process.
99. Throw in a quote by someone famous to inspire yourself and your readers.
"Il n'est pas de plaisir plus doux que de surprendre un homme en lui donnant plus qu'il n'espere."
100. Never underestimate your audience.
I, for instance, would not even think of doubting your ability to read French!
101. But hedge your bets.
After all, as Baudelaire once said: "There is no sweeter pleasure than to surprise a person by giving them more than they hope for."