Friday, April 26, 2019
Why I support Joe Biden
Due to the recent success of my blogpost "Joe Biden Announces" I wanted to make sure I came back to the Internet with a new Joe Biden post. You see, it's not often my blog hits, um, 12 views.
Wait, that can't be right. "Joe Biden Announces" only got 12 views? That is terrible! That is tiny! That makes this whole endeavor hopeless. I need at least 14 views per post to achieve my overall goal of
Uh-oh. I forgot my overall goal.
Let's just carry on then. It'll all come back to me eventually.
You were wondering why I support Joe Biden.
(Just play along)
I have composed a list of reasons.
1. He is better than the current President, though this of course is true of all 19 of the other candidates, plus the person who cuts your hair, and the crow I can see out my window. Nevertheless...
You know what? It's not all about reasons! What is it with everyone and their reasons! Enough already with the reasons! I can't take all the reasons anymore! My support for Joe Biden is too grand to be contained by mere, shudder, reasons.
I'm exhausted, frankly.
So let's just get right down to brass tacks on this one:
I just wish everyone would stop trying for a better world!