Saturday, November 2, 2019
Florence generic panini place review
By the time you read this my wife and I will be in Florence. I am reading a lot of reviews in preparation for this trip. I find these compelling, occasionally useful, contradictory, truly pointless, and addictive. Along with the travel vlogs I watch I feel I have a sense for the collective tone and quality of these reviews as a kind of ur-review, the ultimate review that sums up each category of establishment. Today we will continue with the generic panini place review.
Generic Florence Panini Place Review
5 Stars
This is an absolutely legendary panini place. Just look at its review average. I have never seen such a high average of reviews. They are through the roof. Some people say this is the single greatest sandwich shop on the face of the Earth. I have never been so excited to eat at a place as I am to eat here. I can hardly believe that this afternoon I will be eating one of their paninis! If I could give them six stars I would!
I hope they're good.
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The generic "reviews" are giving me a lot of chuckles, although they haven't made it into the blog until now. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you liked them. Who knows, there could be more sometime.
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