Saturday, November 2, 2019

Florence generic panini place review

By the time you read this my wife and I will be in Florence.  I am reading a lot of reviews in preparation for this trip. I find these compelling, occasionally useful, contradictory, truly pointless, and addictive. Along with the travel vlogs I watch I feel I have a sense for the collective tone and quality of these reviews as a kind of ur-review, the ultimate review that sums up each category of establishment. Today we will continue with the generic panini place review.

Generic Florence Panini Place Review

5 Stars

This is an absolutely legendary panini place. Just look at its review average. I have never seen such a high average of reviews. They are through the roof. Some people say this is the single greatest sandwich shop on the face of the Earth. I have never been so excited to eat at a place as I am to eat here. I can hardly believe that this afternoon I will be eating one of their paninis! If I could give them six stars I would! 

I hope they're good.


  1. The generic "reviews" are giving me a lot of chuckles, although they haven't made it into the blog until now. Thank you.

    1. I'm glad you liked them. Who knows, there could be more sometime.


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