In honor of Super Tuesday (I don't know who won, but I hope you do by now) I have decided to assemble all my favorite election day jokes. Nothing brings a divided country together like laughter!
Someone gestures to my "I Voted" sticker. "I see you voted." They say.
"Seven times!" I reply. "It's really the process that I love."
"How'd your voting go?" Someone asks me.
"I meant to vote for Bloomberg, but I think I accidentally voted for Coronavirus instead. I got confused by the wording."
"This may be my last election." I proclaim.
"Oh, are these campaigns driving you crazy?"
"Yes. Yes they are. I think I'll probably be convinced I'm Emperor before there's another.
"Yes." I respond sadly. "But what point is there in my tiny vote among all the millions of votes?" I muse. "If only there were some way for my vote to count along with those of others!"
Yes, laughter can bring this divided nation together! I'm sure that as soon as someone actually laughs at one of these jokes we will be healed.