In honor of Super Tuesday (I don't know who won, but I hope you do by now) I have decided to assemble all my favorite election day jokes. Nothing brings a divided country together like laughter!
1.
Someone gestures to my "I Voted" sticker. "I see you voted." They say.
"Seven times!" I reply. "It's really the process that I love."
2.
"How'd your voting go?" Someone asks me.
"I meant to vote for Bloomberg, but I think I accidentally voted for Coronavirus instead. I got confused by the wording."
3.
"This may be my last election." I proclaim.
"Oh, are these campaigns driving you crazy?"
"Yes. Yes they are. I think I'll probably be convinced I'm Emperor before there's another.
4.
"You voted!"
"Yes." I respond sadly. "But what point is there in my tiny vote among all the millions of votes?" I muse. "If only there were some way for my vote to count along with those of others!"
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Yes, laughter can bring this divided nation together! I'm sure that as soon as someone actually laughs at one of these jokes we will be healed.
Well, I can't help with the healing, because I never got beyond a muted chuckle.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for the help with faxing/scanning. And the book I think you might like is The absolute at large by Karel Capex. I don't know why, but while I was reading I just kept thinking it might be your sort of book. It's short.
I suspect muted chuckles are my bailiwick.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome and thank you for the suggestion. I have requested it. It looks right up my alley!
Let me know what you think.
ReplyDeleteWill do. It still hasn't come!!!!!!
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