The headlines, as I have generally found them, run something like this:
Former President Acquitted in Senate Trial
And watching someone manifestly guilty be acquitted, especially when it involves their fomenting the violent overthrow of a Democracy, is some pretty dark sauce, slathered all over our Big Macs, which have been left sitting in the sun for a few years now.
But you know we could have gone with a different, slightly more optimistic headline for the conclusion of this business:
Bipartisan Majority of Senate Finds Trump Guilty!
They're both true.