I was at the library. Where I work. If I can't help it. A library patron had a book on hold to check out. It was called "Rethinking Narcissism" by Dr. Craig Malkin. I twitched in a telling way as I checked it out to him. The patron raised his eyebrows at me to see what I had to say about the book.
"It would have been a thousand times better if I wrote it."