It is with great sadness that I report to you that I am working at the library right now. That's right, Copse Week is not considered a National Holiday. Or a State Holiday. Or a County Holiday.
So when some politician tells you they love trees, you might want to say:
"Oh, sure, you might love a singular tree, here or there. And you might love great forests of trees. But you, Sir or Madam or Other, do not give a wit for small groupings of trees!"
Although if you're anything like me you might just want to keep that to yourself.