Despite the title, maybe you can do this in an Alabama library. The range of my library work experience is extraordinarily narrow even as it is unfathomably deep.
A woman came up to the front desk with a wide-eyed three-year-old child. "You are here for a momentous occasion." The woman proclaimed. "This is her first time at a library and she is amazed!"
I looked at the small child. The small child looked at me. "You will be a full-fledged socialist in no time at all." I said.
Now that I think of it, I should have given her a sticker.