Monday, January 13, 2025

I'm just here for the library patrons to be funny to

 






A man just came up to me at the front desk of my library. "I'm here to pick up an art kit for my wife." He said.

"What is the name?" I asked, as we keep them behind the desk in alphabetical order.

"Ruskin." He replied. "R-U-S-K-I-N"

I turned and walked the eight steps to where they sat on a counter in two rows. "Ruskin" by some luck of the draw was on the immediate front right , so I scooped it up in a single pivot and returned to hand it to him at the desk.

"What took you so long?" He asked drily.

"It was all the way in the front." I complained grimly.








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