Wednesday, August 16, 2017

A public service

I am in a good mood, so let's talk about who I hate.

I hate managers and corporations. I hate the Internet. I hate politics, Shake Shack, The Berenstain Bears, the board of the Barcelona Futbol Club (but possibly all boards of everything everywhere). I hate the publishing industry, Google's search parameters, popular taste, Jimmy Johns, and Centrists.

I hate God, but not as much as I hate the Devil, who I don't hate nearly as much as I hate all the people in the world who are not reading this now.

And I tell you this not because I am bitter, or choked with rage, but in case you needed a couple more things to hate, and wanted some good ideas.


  1. This is terribly intimidating but i must profess that though my tender heart does tremble I'm glad to finally know now that you don't hate me.

    1. Bah, I love you! You are like the opposite of the Berenstain Bears! I only regret that I ever could have given you the least doubt.


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