I dreamed this blogpost!
During a restless night's sleep I dreamed it and I wrote it in a little notebook in my dream. Then I woke up and thought: Hey, that's a real blogpost! I better put it in my blog before I forget it.
Who am I to eschew the gift of muses?
Well, I am...
My back hurts. I don't want to go to work. It's gotten all cold here again even though it's Spring, and it might snow tomorrow. I'm tired and the pandemic is just going on forever and it's still weeks before I'm fully vaccinated. I got a paper cut! Did I mention my back hurts? I have to go to the dentist this week!
Enough! I would like to speak to the Manager!!!
Um, I think you're pretty much the one in charge here.
Good job everyone. Carry on.