Thursday, August 8, 2024

I apologize in advance

 






A bisexual man went to the annual Gay Pride Parade in his town. He was an avid off-road biker and was going to ride with his group of like-minded enthusiasts in the parade. Unfortunately, he was late, and his group had already departed along the parade path. Not wanting to miss out, and very proud of his mountain bike that was all decorated up for the festivities, he looked for a group he could possibly attach himself to. After much milling about he found a friendly-looking bunch of unicyclists gathered together and getting ready to depart into the parade.

"Hey." He asked politely. "I missed my group, and I was wondering, if it's okay with you, could I ride with you guys on the parade?"

"I'm sorry." The group leader answered. "We're The Gay Unicyclists. You're a bicyclist."












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