In what is another meaningless change to my vast library career, I am no longer a clerk, or, specifically, a library clerk. My job title is now,
Oh my god, I am breathless with excitement!
Oh! Wait, maybe I am breathless with covid?
No. No, it's definitely with excitement.
My covid is all better.
I'm mostly sure of it.
I am a...
SENIOR LIBRARY ASSISTANT
Muahaha! Beware my majestic power! I might assist anyone. No one is safe from my assisting.
I may even assist you!
And as a Senior Library Assistant, my first job will be...
To help people at the library.
LOOK! A patron is approaching me at the front desk of the library!
"How may I assist you?" I ask.
And with that, my job here is done, for behold,
I am a senior library assistant!
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