Monday, September 9, 2024

Assistantmanifesto











In what is another meaningless change to my vast library career, I am no longer a clerk, or, specifically, a library clerk. My job title is now,
 
Oh my god, I am breathless with excitement!
 

Oh! Wait, maybe I am breathless with covid? 


No. No, it's definitely with excitement. 

My covid is all better.


I'm mostly sure of it.



 

I am a...


SENIOR LIBRARY ASSISTANT



Muahaha! Beware my majestic power! I might assist anyone. No one is safe from my assisting.

I may even assist you!




And as a Senior Library Assistant, my first job will be...


To help people at the library.



LOOK! A patron is approaching me at the front desk of the library!

"How may I assist you?" I ask.



And with that, my job here is done, for behold,


I am a senior library assistant!














































 

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