All of this makes me think of writing blog posts different than what this one is supposed to be about, so we'd better move on. This blog post is an instructive list of how to go it old school at your local library. It is a list, either in honor of my 30% fierce reservations and hostilities towards library evolution gone wrong, or a teasing of that tendency I often run into that resists sensible, real improvement. It is probably, actually, both of these. I'll let you work it out.
How to Rock It Old School at your Library
13. Check out two large, bland looking hard covered volumes because they have information you just want to poke at a bit between visits.
14. Whenever you come home from the library bring flowers, and, on Thursday, Chinese food.
That is all that is required. Well done!