Civil War

My library runs a lot of programs, and they are all pretty popular. Some are so popular that people are turned away at the doors. So it was a surprise to see that one of our programs has been cancelled for lack of interest. The program was called "Can We Bridge the Divide" and it was a workshop to bring red-leaning (conservative) and blue-leaning (liberal) people together. But only one person from one side signed up. So it had to be cancelled.

Mark my words, soon there will be blood in the streets.

But don't worry, you can take refuge in the library. We are neutral. You will be safe here.

Unless the wrong side wins. At which point we are traditionally burned to the ground.