Friday, September 25, 2020

Votes for cats





It seems more than a little unfair that we as a people are cutting a swath through the population of animals in the world. But the thing that really gets me in our wanton manslaughter (or outright murders) of billions of animals and even species every year, is that these animals have absolutely no political representation.

I propose that we give the vote to cats!

Don't give the vote to dogs! They'll just vote for whoever they're told to vote for. Give the vote to cats. No one can tell a cat who to vote for! A cat will vote...

A cat will vote for...

A cat will...

Aw, who am I kidding?

No one on Earth could ever induce a cat to vote.

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